Ready-made sayings. Zero effort.
Say it with a tee.
T-shirts, hoodies and mugs with funny sayings already printed: for the grandma who runs the show, the dad with the jokes, the nurse at the end of a shift, and whoever faces Monday on coffee alone. Pick one, it ships, you laugh.
Buying a gift?
Pick who gets it, not the joke.
Who's the gift for?
Every saying has its person. Find yours.
👵Grandma, mom & dadGifts for whoever runs the house (and knows it).🩺JobsNurses, teachers, and survivors of the meeting that could've been an email.🐾Dogs & catsFor those with a four-legged boss.🍝Food & coffeeCoffee first, questions later.⚽Sports & gymCouch coaching and 5am gym for the pancakes.😏SarcasmOverthinker. Underslept. Still here.🎉Holidays & seasonsChristmas, Halloween, 4th of July: any excuse works.🎣HobbiesFishing, books, plants, gaming: your obsession, printed.
Just dropped
New sayings every day. The freshest are right here.
Last chance to behave myself Hoodie
$54.99😏 Sarcasm
Last chance to behave myself Mug
$20.99😏 Sarcasm
Last Chance To Behave Myself T-Shirt
$29.99😏 Sarcasm
Two rounds of presents one single diet Hoodie
$54.99😏 Sarcasm
Two rounds of presents one single diet Mug
$20.99😏 Sarcasm
Two Rounds Of Presents One Single Diet T-Shirt
$29.99😏 Sarcasm
I have a favourite wise man and I am not saying Hoodie
$54.99🎉 Holidays & seasons
I have a favourite wise man and I am not saying Mug
$20.99🎉 Holidays & seasons
Guides and gift ideas
What we have learned from watching which lines actually get bought, occasion by occasion. No copied lists: every phrase you read here exists in print.
What we print
How it works
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Pick the saying
Ready-made, already funny, in your language (or your in-laws').
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We print it for you
On demand, in the USA, on Bella+Canvas cotton with prints that last.
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It shows up
In 5-10 business days, tracked. If it arrives damaged, we reprint it free.
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Printed in the USA
For US orders, no customs
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Free shipping over $50
Tracking always included
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Free reprint
If it arrives damaged, within 30 days
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14-day returns
Change your mind, get your money back