About us
A shop of sayings, not of shirts. The shirt is only where they end up.
What we actually do
We write sayings and print them on whatever they belong on: a tee, a hoodie, a mug, a tote, a sticker. We do not make the garments, and nobody in this trade does: we use Bella + Canvas and Gildan, the same blanks you find everywhere. What changes is what is written on them, which is the one thing you cannot copy by buying from the same supplier.
Three languages, not one translated three times
Every saying exists in Italian, Spanish and English, and none of the three is a translation of the others. They are rewritten, because a joke in translation stops being a joke: the rhythm changes, the double meaning goes, and what is left is a correct sentence nobody laughs at. That is why the bottom of every product page shows all three, so you can see for yourself that they do not match.
Where it gets printed
European orders are printed and shipped inside the European Union, between Spain and Latvia. Nothing goes through customs, no surprise charge lands at the door, and the parcel does not come from China. American orders are printed in the United States, for the same reason in reverse. We print after the order: nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing ends up unsold.
What we do not do
We do not print logos, teams, characters or anybody else's brands: not because it is hard, but because they belong to someone else and the bill always arrives eventually. We do not pad the catalogue with thousands of auto-generated variants. And we do not sell a line we would not show a friend: if it does not make us laugh, it does not go up.