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Aprons
For whoever cooks and talks while cooking.
Organic cotton apron with a front pocket and an adjustable neck strap, one size. After the mug it is the best surface for a line: flat, large, read head on while you cook. For whoever comments on every dish, and whoever takes offence if you touch the sauce.
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