Funny Christmas sayings to put on a present
The family dinner, the office exchange and the ugly sweater party want three different lines. Here they are.
At Christmas there is no line that works everywhere, and hunting for one is the fastest way to get the present wrong. There are three moments and they are not alike. The family dinner wants something that makes the aunt laugh too; the office exchange wants sarcasm that survives being opened in front of the boss; the ugly sweater party wants the exact opposite of good taste, which is the whole point.
On timing, the thing almost nobody gets right. Searches for Christmas presents start climbing in the last week of October, not in December, and by December whoever is searching has already decided. In Spain the season does not end on the 25th either: Three Kings is 6 January, and there the same present sells twice.
We print on demand inside the European Union, so count on five to thirteen working days. To be safe, order by mid December.
17 Christmas sayings, ready to print
- Two rounds of presents
- I have a favourite wise man
- I got the bean
- Christmas With The
- I Put Up
- I Drew Your Name
- Thoughtfully Chosen
- Eat, Nap
- Coal
- Nice List
- Head
- I'm Only Here
- This Is My
- I Survived
- Christmas
- Nice List:
- Christmas Mode:
If the present is for the office exchange, the mug beats the shirt nearly every time: no size to guess and it stays on the desk all year, which is exactly what a joke about work is for.