Sayings for mom that are not the usual ones

The lines a mother actually keeps, and why the sugary ones end up at the back of a drawer.

The rule that shows up clearest in what people actually buy is this: lines celebrating a mother in the abstract get kept by nobody, lines describing her actual day get worn. The difference is between saying she is the best in the world and saying she muted the family chat. The second one is funny because it is true, and it gets worn.

The same goes for the occasion. Mother's day is the obvious peak, but a good share of these presents get bought for no reason at all, on an ordinary day, and those are often the ones remembered longest for exactly that reason.

10 sayings for mom

1. Mom of
2. Mom
3. I Have Two Titles
4. Rookie
5. My Favorite People
6. If Mom Can't Fix It
7. Mom Called. Eight Times.
8. Official Dog Photographer.
9. Mom Voice Activated.
10. Mom Life

If you want something nobody else could have bought too, some of these can be printed with her children's names. One caution: a piece written specifically for you cannot be returned for a change of mind, so check the text before you confirm.