
Wine fixes nothing. Neither does water, though. Tote bag
$21.99
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Shipping $4.99 · free over $50.00 · Printed on demand in the USA. Estimated delivery 5-10 business days.
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Wine fixes nothing. Neither does water, though.. Flawless logic at the end of the day. For anyone who opens the good bottle on a Tuesday for no reason.
100% natural cotton tote bag, 15 x 16.5 in, long handles, machine washable at 86°F. Printed on demand in the USA for US orders: no customs, no surprises. Also available in Italian and Spanish.
- Original Buffo saying
- Wash-resistant print
- Tracked shipping in 5-10 business days, free reprint if it arrives damaged
Material & sizing
Bella + Canvas 3001, 100% ring-spun Airlume cotton, 4.2 oz, unisex regular fit. Wash cold, inside out.
This line in three languages
- Italiano
- Il vino non risolve nulla.
- Espanol
- El vino no arregla nada.
- English
- Wine fixes nothing.
We wrote each one separately. These are not machine translations.



